The United States Pooh Dooty (U.S.P.D.) Department of Justice
(Pooh Dooty for short), is a field-oriented organization and is
Headquartered (P.D.H.Q.) in the North Valley area of CA. Pooh Dooty
utilizes “The United States Pooh Posse” and works abroad with American and
local authorities on matters within Pooh Dooty jurisdiction. The primary
function of the U.S.P.D. is the tracking, apprehension,
and disposal of some of America’s most offensive droppings on society.
The United States Pooh Posse (“Pooh Posse” or “Posse”) is the principle
arm of the U.S.P.D. It is a highly trained team of
individuals with an unquenchable fire for the protecting of God’s great
country and to insure its moral strength, peace and justice. The Posse is
comprised of continually trained members in the field of rounding up
America’s vilest & most detestable droppings on society.
With
each individuals authorization the Posse has the responsibility to
investigate specific offenses assigned to it. The Posse also is authorized
to provide citizens with cooperative services, such hosing off and
disinfect dog runs, and search and seizure of offenders in condominiums
and apartments complexes, homeowners associations, on roof tops, bike
paths, etc.
The United States Pooh Dooty Department of
Justice
&
The United States Pooh Posse
Our Creed:
“Cleaning
up America –
one back yard at a time.”
Posse Role Call:
Director: Glenn Diggs – A.K.A “Deputy Dog”
Director: Sandy Diggs – A.K.A “Deputy Mom”
U.S. Marshal:
Misty Cash – A.K.A “Tango & Cash”
THE MISSION: To protect Americas home lands and ensure the effective
enjoyment of property and open spaces by its citizens and guests.
Since Two
Thousand and Two, the U.S. Pooh Posse and their Marshals and Deputies have
answered the call to Service of the American People. The goal of the
Posse has always been to meet the needs of the nation. Today, the Pooh
Posse has taken responsibility for providing protection for the yards of
Americans everywhere. Protecting America’s citizens by the capture and
proper handling of caught offenders and disposing of those seized material
goods according to local, state and federal regulations. In addition, the
men and women of the Pooh Posse strive to pursue and arrest 100 percent of
all offenders.
The backbone of
the United States Pooh Posse Service has always been the individual Deputy
Marshal. Portrayed throughout history for legendary heroics in the face
of poop, these Deputies carry out their daily assignments with dedication
and professionalism.
If you are tired of
rounding up America’s
vilest & most
detestable droppings of society yourself,
